Entry #7: Lines

Every post thus far on this blog has had some event or catalyst that caused me to write each entry. Earlier today I just got back from hanging out with my friends for a few days and had absolutely no money left on my person. Normally I don't carry my wallet or anything like a credit card or debit card, and the cash that I do carry is usually under $30. I feel like it's a safety precaution, and it also prevents me from overspending. I'm 6'1'', 220lbs - so the dumb motherfucker who actually would try and jump me without a gun would probably only get a twenty spot for all the hassle.
Anyways, I ran out of cash. I decided, since it's Thursday, to stop by my work and pick up my paycheck - so I could pay for something to eat before heading home. So I'm off the bus and back into my neighborhood at around 2:30pm, and upon arrival my work has a fucking line for customer service all the way to the fucking door. It was two fucking thirty, on a Thursday. That means most adults are working and most kids are still in school. The entire line was senior citizens or people in handicapped carts buying fucking cigarettes. Fucking cigarettes!
Lots of people will get pissed at me, but fuck cigarettes all the way to hell. Not only is it shitty to be buying cigarettes, and it's shitty to be in line at customer service for anything other than a return of an outdated or damaged product, cashing in a lottery ticket, or picking up a paycheck - but you can buy cigarettes at any fucking lane. It's not only restricted to the customer service line, you geriatric pricks. If you're buying cigarettes in any other lane the cashier will walk over to customer service and walk back with whatever you want; all you're doing by standing in line for customer service is wasting valuable time for people with legitimate concerns.

What else pisses me off about lines? I hate self checkout lanes and their popularity. If it's not past midnight, I feel like a total douche using self checkout. Self checkout lanes are putting people out of jobs; people who say otherwise are fucking morons, considering it only takes one worker to monitor every self checkout.
Putting people out of jobs is one of the shittiest things a person can do. It's like asshole customers who file complaints or write letter/email complaints. Why don't you risk being confrontational and just tell the worker in question what you're displeased with, instead of playing some sneaky roundabout ninja shit and fucking them preemptively. Every person who's ever made another person lose their job due to some self important customer complaint should be placed in an oven like they used in the holocaust. Not that anybody reads this blog, but incase: I don't condone the holocaust, shut the fuck up.