Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Entry #25: Job Security

Some of the biggest assholes alive are customers who sincerely believe that by purposely being careless and leaving extra work for you to do that they're ensuring you're not bored and you're looking busy for management. I've heard people refer to this loosely as giving us job security.
Why is this total shit? Because you're treating your workers like they enjoy wiping your ass. Do people purposely shit on the restroom floor when they're out so the janitors/porters have job security? Do seniors in retirement homes cock a fucking smile and shit their pants whenever their caretakers walk in the room in the name of job security? Do I go into your office job and start throwing around papers and jumping on your desk like a fucking orangutan, then tell you "don't worry, I'm giving you job security"?

I'm sure that even without people acting like children and not returning things to their proper places that I'd still have enough to keep me busy at work. People act like it's some sort of joke, "oh, sorry about ruining your display;" I have a fucking box that I'm actively grabbing shit from, why don't you just grab from my box, save me work, and get something fresher than what's already on the shelves! You're not cute, and neither are your friendly jokes.

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